Was tagged by the awesome
:3 I needed something to torture the OC's of mine with...XD
Orginial Meme by [link]
Hmmm.. this seems to be interesting, and since I got tagged.. why not?:3
RULES. RULES EVERYWHERE...
You have to answer everything, YOU CHEATER!
2. Link back to the original thing (THIS. NOT THE NEXT DEVIATION, OR THE ONE BEFORE .THIS. ONE. )
3. TAG SOME OF YOUR FRIENDS. THAT IS IF YOU HAVE ANY. IF NOT, THEN GO TO THE RANDOM DEVIANT THINGY. BOOHOO, TOUGH LUCK, IT'S A RULE. O-O
4. Comment on this and link to the one you filled out if you do it, AND MAKE SURE THE PEOPLE YOU TAG DO IT. Pretty please
5. NO PEEKING AT THE QUESTIONS BEFORE HAND IFYWEHIUFYHIUDYKFVHOUIFHJELAIDJAOSLFCJOEFILUJOILSJHFDILSUJK.
6. Use your own characters, or if you don't have characters, use characters from a book/tv show/movie/comic/whatever you people use to entertain yourselves, or with the permission of the owner, someone else's character.
DOES THISO MAKE SENSO AMIGO?! Didn't know I could speak spanish did ya? ;D (I'm sorry if I offend anyone who speaks spanish, I'm just joking around ;-; )
I, fellow deviants, have a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like Edward Cullen. If you follow these rules all the way through, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will eat your tater tots.
KAPISH?! CLEAR? EL CLEARO?! YES?! THEN GET DOWN THERE AND ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTIONS, SOLDIER!!
CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTERS BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND ABOUT THOSE TATER TOTS!
1. I've missed you dearly. I waited for you when you left. In your closet. Your clothes smell like tide. It's just wonderful. OvO ANYWAY! For question number one: Characters Five and Eight just accidentally killed The Doctor!!! Turns out, Ten hardcore fangirls over The Doctor, and just found his body. How does Ten react when Seven walks in eating cheetos and says bowties are lame?
Murasamee: (walks in,eating cheetos) Bowties are lame -.-
Jay: HOW THE HELL ARE YOU HERE?!
Murasamee: teleportation. Also, Bowties are lame.
Jay: ;.; shut yo face.
2. Character Two just got a new puppy, and Nine hates dogs. How does Nine react, along with everyone else?
Exodua: PUPPEH! (Holds up the new puppy in the air) Lookie!
Minodine: (sneezes) Get the dog the fuck outta here...
Aria: Exodua, is that dog like the one you brought last time? The one with rabies?
Genesis: Hope not...
(The puppy jumps out of Exodua's arms, and attacks Aria's face. The puppy is now foamng from the mouth.)
Aria: AH! MY FACE!
Jay & Kasha: Aw ^w^ How cute!
Ythen: .... that's not cute, is someone going to help her?
Murasamee: Aw, just let the doggeh have her fun :3
Gold: ... I agree, this is funny.
Adessa: O.o (hides behind Genesis) Get it out!
Genesis: ... nah.....
Aria: MY FACE! HELP!
Everyone else: .... nah....
Six just asked One where babies come from. Results?
Adessa: Ari~ Since you have a babieh, where does babiehs come from? X3
Aria: ... your 23? Why are you asking me this? And didn't Kyomi tell you that?
Adessa: .... Still confused on it.
Aria: (facepalms) M.O.R.O.N.
Adessa: .... you aren't going to tell me, huh?
Aria: The fucking vagina. I am done.
Adessa: .. what's that? :3
4. How bad is Three's temper when they're on their period/meriod (man period)? By the way, :iconBeckLoves-x: If Jay isn't Three already, answer this question about him ;D
Ythen: -.- what the fuck is this about?
Adessa: O.o... his temper is bad on a meriod...
Ythen: THAT DOESN'T EXIST!
Adessa: Uh huh :3
Ythen: PROVE IT!
Adessa: (points at #4) :3
Ythen: .... oh....
5. Everyone except for Seven and Two go to see The Hunger Games. As soon as Seven walks in, two tackles them and they begin to make out like crazy. Why does Six call them cruel, and why are Nine and Ten sobbing onto each others shoulders?
Murasamee: (walks in) If any of you watched that movie without m- (gets tackled to a random bed by Exodua and makes out with her)
Adessa: O.o What the fuck?! D-don't b-both of them h-have other p-people. Cruel people these days... (looks around) ... your all drunk, aren't you?
Jay: (crying on Minodine's shoulder) Why did it end like that?! ;.;
Minodine: (crying on Jay's shoulder) Possibly because you put in Twilight instead of The Hunger Games! Who made the cover of the disc like that anyway?!
Adessa: ... (holding up The Hunger Games DVD) .... :3 hehe...
6. I just falcon punched One in the left buttock. COME AT ME ONE!! Hey! Don't blame me! They called said that I didn't have any class >_>
Aria: I don't remember saying that... (blinks)
Exodua: ..... =w=
Aria: YOU TOOK CONTROL AGAIN, DIDN'T YOU?!
Aria: BASTARD! (Tackles Exodua offscreen)
7. Eight goes out for a drink at their favorite bar because they're lonely, and find Ten drunk. Why?
Gold: Ah, about time I made it to this bar again, its been age-.... =.= Jay, what the fuck are you doing here?
Jay: MYSTIC FORGOT ABOUT ME! ;.; (faceplants onto the counter)
Gold: ... not again...
8. Characters Two, Four, Six, Seven, and Nine find an old, abandoned house at midnight before it's about to storm, and Four keeps pushing everyone to go inside. Who reacts what way, and what happens when the go inside?
Genesis: COME ON! Just get in everyone!
Exodua: Genesis, the last time you told us to hide in anything. I ended up with rabies, Aria lost three limbs, and Murasamee abandoned everyone to die from that Silence god we ran into.
Murasamee: I TOLD you, I was going to get help.
Exodua: Yes, because a QUEEN OF A RACE needs to get fucking help!
Minodine: May I say that we stop this arguement, the storm is just coming closer... and seems to like Lady Exodua's anger...
Exodua: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU USING THAT LADY TERM AGAIN!
Minodine: ... because I wish to seewhat happens in a little bit...
Exodua: In a little wh-
(Lightening crashes down on Exodua.)
Genesis: Ok! That is IT! (grabs Adessa, Murasamee and Minodine and walks into the house)
Exodua: @.@ What about me...
Genesis: ......nah XD
Exodua: -.- (crawls into the abandoned house)
(In the abandoned house.... at niiiiiight... ok, that joke is just old.)
Genesis: OK! (claps his hands) We are safe in here, unless lightening breaks in through the house and hits Exodua again.
Exodua: @.@ I feel that its Calemvir that's in that thundercloud....
Genesis: No one. Now, how about we all find rooms for the night and get some sleep, and I will definitely not eat any of you in your sleep.
Murasamee: Hmmm... Adessa, Minodine, we are sleeping in the same room tonight.
Adessa: Bu- (Murasamee grabs her and Minodine and drags them up a flight of stairs)
Genesis: (yawns) =w=... Ok, Exodua, your guard dog tonight.
Exodua: .... whatever....
(Later that night....)
Exodua: (walking into a kitchen) Hmmm.... where is it.... O.O..... (walks over to a counter with many bottles on it) ..... Beer... :3.... (sees a long coat next to it and picks it up) .... =w= ....
(An hour later)
Genesis: (in his room) Hmmm, I hope we will make it to that place soon... this trip is just ridicilous.
(A black-robed figure walks into Genesis's room, carrying a scythe) ???: ........
Genesis: -.-.... Hi Exodua.
???: .... (glides closer to Genesis)
Genesis: Once again... Hi Exodua, you can stop that now.
Exodua: (runs into the room, wearing the long coat and carrying her scythe) =w= Booo? .... O.O
Genesis: ..... crap... (jumps out the window. Exodua follows him.)
(Surprizing, the other three sleep fine that night, while Exodua and Genesis stayed outside, trying to dodge lightening the whole night)
9. Character Five, I thought we agreed on today! It's the deadline!
Kasha: ... how many times do I have to tell you, mortal? You can wait can't you? Deal with it. -.-
10. Character Two chugs 17 bottles of Five Hour Energy. How bad is this on a scale from 1-10?
Exodua: OWO........ SUGAH! (is literally bouncing off the walls, leaving explosions as she bounces off of them)
Aria: O.o... its as I feared... EVERYONE! TO THE BOMB SHELTER! (dives under the table)
11. TIME FOR SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED FANGIRL DESIGNED YAOI!!! >;D Give us two pairings!!! (Keep it clean, you!! )
Two pairings... but I only have two guy characters... (pushes Genesis and Ythen into a closet) :3
Ythen: OH GOD NO! HELP! HELP! H-
12. Who, out of everyone, (and yes, I mean everyone ) hates who? Who does 4 hate, who does 5 hate, etc. Then give us a nice, long, juicy argument!
Aria: (points at Exodua)
Exodua: (points at Aria)
Ythen: ..... I don't hate anything, really...
Genesis: (points at Aria)
Kasha: Personally, I hate everyone here...
Adessa: ^w^ I luv all... cept the males here, they are stupid...
Gold & Murasamee: (point at each other) She glared at me the wrong way one day and... STOP COPYING ME! (tackles each other off screen, sounds of cars crashing are heard)
Minodine: Just Kasha. She's so negative...
Jay: Mystic -.-
in Aria's PoV) Blah blah blah, blah blah blah, you suck, blah blah blah.
Exodua: ( what she is really saying) You see, you need to let go a bit, you bastard. You suck at that whole depression thing. HEY?! ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?!
Aria: (tossing a ball up in the air) Nah, not really.
Exodua: Why the fuck not?!
Aria: To all the offense I can give you. I can't listen to a person that drinks and kills people, walks around with a scythe acting all Reaper like at a young age, and has this anger problem no one can survive.
Exodua: Well, if you haven't noticed.. I AM THE F***ing Reaper, you moron!
Aria: Now when the fuck did you decide that?
Exodua: Back in that old show Mystic and her sister did, I was the Grim Reaper then, normally came in the kill the character that gets kicked out... they always came back though, which made no sense..
Aria: Probably sucked at your job, that makes sense to me
Exodua: SHUT UP, Parasite!
Aria: =.= Excuse me people (grabs the top of the screen, lowers it to cover what happens next)
13. Everyone decides to go out to eat, courtesy of Five, to Red Lobster. How does it go?
Kasha: I figured we all needed to get out of the house once in a while and enjoy our- (gets hit in the face with a live lobster)
Aria: (is the one throwing all the lobsters) =w=
Ythen: (hiding under the table) Are you kidding me?!
Genesis: Exodua! She's YOUR OTHER MIND! FUCKING STOP HER!
Exodua: ... nah, I'll let the police get her.
Police: (walks out, dragging Murasamee, Gold, and Jay away)
Jay: (foaming from the mouth) What the fucking hell?! Let. Me. Go!
Gold: .... just all in a days work... -.-
Murasamee: .... I just won't say anything this time...
Minodine: ^.^ (is happily feeding Kasha's skulls the live lobsters Aria's throwing)
Adessa: (actually got left behind at home, because she thought Red Lobester was a place to where people go to get fed to giant lobsters)
Kasha: ....Never again.. never again.
14. TEN JUST FOUND OUT THE HAVE A SECRET IDENTICAL TWIN WHO WANTS THEM DEAD AND- OH MY GOODNESS, LOOK AT THAT KITTY!!!!!
Jay: O.O A Secret identical twin that wants to kill me? O.O Uh o-.... Kitteh! (hugs the kitty)
Kitty: =w= (glares evily at Jay) Hi twin.
Jay: O.O Your the twin, buts yours sooooo cutes and stuffs (hugs the kitty tighter, killing it with love) .... ;.; awwwes.
15. Three just broke into your house, ate all your bacon, and is now attempting to stab you.
O.o RAVEN! YOUR BOYFRIEND IS TRYING TO KILL ME!
Ythen: ..... more.... food....
HELP?!.... -.- Ythen, Raven's going to come in and kick your ass if you don't stop.
Ythen: O.O SHIT! (teleports away)
16. All of your characters take a trip to Hawaii (that's a terrible idea) , and while Eight and Nine go swimming (lol, you serious?), Four goes around trying to find an ice cream stand because they won't shut up about food, Seven plays pattycake with the nearby dolphins because they can speak to animals, Ten is burying Three in sand, and we don't know what the rest of them are doing. What are they doing? ;D
Exodua: (with Genesis) IwantschocolatesandvanillasandcherriesandbananasandnowIthinkaboutiteallydon'twantcherriesbecauseth-
Genesis: (groans, just watching as the person in the ice cream stand stare at Exodua like she's stupid)
Kasha: (sending her floating skulls after random people to pants them) .... hehe... XD
Adessa: (helps Jay bury Ythen in the sand) :3
Ythen: ... I can just teleport out of this... so that works well.
Adessa: (watery eyes) you is no fun...
Aria: (next to Murasamee) Huh... do you actually understand them?
Murasamee: Not really, unless its really saying "Patty cake Patty cake, Baker's Man. We will walk the Earth and take over humankind."
Aria: ... I see...
17. One buys Ten Bieber tickets. Is this a troll, or a favor?
Aria: Definite troll.. :3
18. WE'VE BEEN SPOTTED!!! WE'VE BEEN CAUGHT! MAN DOWN, MAN DOWN!!!! EVERYONE, TAKE ALL THE NUTELLA YOU CAN AND GET OUT OF THERE!!!!!!
Gold: (takes the nutella and runs away) O.O
Everyone else: ... spotted? For what THIS time?
19. How would Eight react if Nine broke their iPhone?
Gold: You? You broke it?
Minodine: Yeah, I did. I was playing with it while tending to the dead an-.... Gold? Why are you red?
Gold: -.-...my.... precious, is broken? MY PRECIOUS IS BROKEN?!
Minodine: (just walks away, uncaring)
Gold: YOU OWE ME A NEW IPH-... oh god damn it, they don't care.... ARIA!
Aria: Hell to the no!
20. BRING IT IN!!! EVERYBODY!!!! EVEN THE ONES THAT HATE ME!! ESPECIALLY YOU, JAY!!!!!
Jay: ... lolwut?
Everyone else left, I'm holding Jay here against her will.
Jay: -.-.... No they didn't. They are in the secret room place, planning your demise for doing this meme.
Well... fuck XD
WELP, now that you're done, do your OC's feel any different about me than last time?
Aria: HAHAHAHAHA!.... nope.
We hope you had fun during your visit!!! The institution of torturing your OC's, now selling books about torturing your OC's at home! We love you... OvO MMKAY. BAI.
Huh... books? I may buy a copy....
Exodua: Haha, nope. I spent your money on beer.
-.- who died this time?
Exodua: You :3
(looks at the scythe that's in my chest) -.- well da- (falls over dead)
Exodua: Bai! ^w^ Oh, and we aren't tagging, enjoy :3